anodymalion:

I realized that a bunch of my favorite vines are ones I haven’t seen in any vine complications and I was afraid of losing them to the void so here you are (plus some classics that I couldn’t leave out)

Part 2

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mynewurl:

mynewurl:

this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit

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beesmygod:

pepperonideluxe:

I’m on a quest to write the worst video game joke. Care to join me?

oh my GOD

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jayce:

quest item

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weloveshortvideos:

when someone tries to wake me up before lunch time

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onthacontrary:

shuhvon:

Oh my god i went to this guys house the other night for sex and afterwards i got hungry so i stole a cup of yogurt out of his fridge and his roommate just tweeted this 😂😂😂😂

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newjaxxcity:

i hate each one of these kids individually and in alphabetical order.

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brakehagev2:

let’s see how big i can get him to go lmao

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rainbow-femme:

I would devote 15 years of my life to becoming a restaurant chef, get on Chopped, ignore the basket ingredients, and make a raw red onion salad with a white truffle oil vinaigrette just so I could stare into Scott Conants eyes as he is contractually obligated to eat it

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